Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 13, 2009
Dear Pigita, I have problems. I have insecurities. Please date me anyways. Rat says, "You dumb Pig?Girls are attracted to confidence." Pig says, "I thought that was bad?I thought that meant you had a big head." Rat says, "That's arrogance?Confidence is something less. Show her you have it." I have a medium sized head.