Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 04, 2008
"Did I get any mail? Did I get any mail?" "You did, actually you better not be acting as your own pen pal again." "I'm not. I got a real pen pal! Someone who writes all the time! Someone who keeps inviting me to his house! Finally someone who needs a friends as much as I do! He's even given me a nickname, strange as it is." "What's the nickname?" "Dear Bacon butt"