Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 03, 2008
"Larry! Larry! You is no beleeve it!" "What ees it, Floyd?" "Me is watch dockamennery, Larry. On televeesion! It show factory far away dat make ham, pork, bacon, sauseege! Me see how dey make it!" "Wot?? Larry want to go dere now!" "Ha! Dat best part, Larry! We not need go dere to geet fu!" "Wot?" "You is better not messing wid Larry, Floyd, becuss dis like bess day ever of LArry life!!!" "Me not! All dis fud is one building close to us, Larry! one building! We juss need go dere!!" "Larry want go magical bildeen nowwwww" "Someone's at the front door for you."