Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2008
Rat: I, Rat, have concluded that most of life's problems are caused by stupid people doing stupid things. This is my creed. But there is an answer. Pig: What is it? Rat: I will classify every person as a 'Smarto' or a 'Stupido' based on my 'Analysiso.' The 'Stupidos' will be thrown off a cliff... ...bounce off a trampoline. ...And land on 'La Isla Stupida'. There, they can perform acts of stupidosity upon the other stupidos, never to bother the smartos again. Stephen Pastis: I draw a comic strip. Pig: But that doesn't make sense, because there really aren't any 'stupid' people, just smart people making bad decisions. I think we're all pretty much the same. Pig: Weeeeee.