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May 31, 2008
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"The Passionsaurus was strong and virile.  He roared. He romped. He stomped.  One day, the Passionsaurus stumbled upon a tiny creature, the Routinee. 'I will topple you, Passionsaurus!' said the Routinee. The Passionsaurus laughed."
Passionsaurus:  Ha ha ha ha.
"As the days went by, the Passionsaurus came upon more Routinees. And these had names. I'm Mortagageso. I'm Cafeerosa. I'm Kidso. I'm Mini-vanna. I'm Soccerpractise.  And the Routinees multiplied. And they mocked. And they threw rocks.  And one day, through sheer numbers and persistence, the Routinees finally toppled the great Passionsaurus, who fell, not with a bang, but a whimper."
Goat:  You call this a wedding anniversary card??
Rat:  I call this THE wedding anniversary card.
Pig:  Curse you darn routinees!
Jun 2, 2008
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