Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 31, 2008
"Dear Nabeesco, Me looking for bissness partner to develop new fud product. Product is dis: Shove leetle bit zeeba meat in meedle of cookie dough. You problee tinking 'Best idea we ever hear, but what we name?' No worry. Me got it... Zeeb Newtons. P.S. Peese no reep me off."