Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2008
"So have you and Max had any luck meeting ladies?" "Nope... our manes weren't big enough." "Aren't female lions attracted to anything other than mane size?" "Well, there's the loudness of your roar, but there's not much you can do about that. Either you got it or you don't." "You're really getting on my nerves, Max."