Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 01, 2008
"I heard some female lions are visiting you today." "Yep. Me and Max are back on the market, so we want to look our best." "What's a female lion attracted to?" "Manes, mostly. The bigger the mane, the more likely the female is to see you as dominant." "Enough with the blow dryer, Max."