Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2007
"What are you doing, Pig?" "Goat asked me to watch his goldfish while he's on vacation." "That doesn't mean for you to sit there and guard him. He just wants you to feed him and stuff. It's not as if he's gonna steal a Cadillac." VROOM VROOM VROOOOOOM "Well you didn't mention he liked joyriding." "ON the road! Stay ON the road!!"