Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2007
"When you die, are you gonna be a big fat idiot and put 'Creator or Pearls Before Swine' on your tombstone?" "What's idiotic about taking credit for creating a comic strip?" "Nothing's wrong with taking credit for a comic strip... the idiotic part is taking credit for <i>this</i> comic strip." "Please go away." "Hey... say you drew 'Peanuts.' That's got cachet."