Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2006
"Ho ho hooo zeeba neighba... Come sit on Santa lap. Tell Santa what you want get for Keesmas. Santa give to you anyting." "I'd like a world where I can be safe in my own backyard... A world where no one tries to eat me... A world where I can live in peace." "How 'bout nice train?"