Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 17, 2006
"Okay, guys, everybody smile!" "I hate these stupid Christmas card photos." THUD! "Oh, boy! It's one of Santa's elves! I bet he's here to pick up our lists for Santa! I gotta get my list for Santa!" UURRRRP "Oh, that is sooo not in the spirit of Christmas."