Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 10, 2006
"Hulloooooo, zeeba neighba...Leesten...Me need leetle help." "Why do you have a wood chipper on your front lawn?" "Ohh, dat? Me just doing leetle yard work. But leesten, me tink me lose contakk lens." "Where'd you lose it?" "Me tink it a back of machine. But me no can reach." "Gosh, you know...my arms just aren't long enough...guess I won't be able to find---" "Hey! Me got long arms! Me can find!!" BZZZZT<b>"Does you find it?!"