Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2006
"Hey, Goat...great news! I've taken the liberty of tracking you blog hits and there's been a tremdous uptick!" "Go away, Rat." type type type "You see, on Monday, there was one hit...That was me. On Tuesday, there was one hit...That was also me. But on Wednesday-look out, mama-we had a SURGE!..Two hits!! Woo Hoo Hoooooo!!!" "Ohhhh...Wait Wait Wait...That was the day my browser shut down and I had to log back on." "...mind reimbursing me for the balloons?"