Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 24, 2005
July 23, 2005
July 25, 2005
Transcript:
"What is that thing, Rat?" "Well, since I've always complained about having to live ina world filled with idiots, I thought I'd actually DO something about it...hence, this..." "Ball o' splendid isolation" "The 'Ball o' splendid isolation'?" "Yes. It's a self-contained opaque ball...once inside, I can't SEE other people. I can't HEAR other people...it's 100% moron free." "But aren't you bored?" "Au contraire, you lard-filled menace...I've got my iPod, pasta, beer and cable." "In short, I have achieved the closest thing to nirvana that one may attain in this stupid life...and now, I close the hatch and say, 'Goodbye, fool world.'" "...Duuuude...that ROCKS." "Yeah...mad props to you, little dude." "Pat pat pat" "AAAHHHHH" "Duuuude...it rolls." "Hey...like...no disrespect, dude."
comicgal10 about 12 years ago
At least he has some pasta:)
sarya156 almost 12 years ago
abort
Binyamin over 10 years ago
Sad, because that would have made both Rat and the rest of the world very happy if it had worked out.
comicsnerd74 about 9 years ago
And how will he BREATHE in there?
uksing921 over 8 years ago
Rat was right.
DarthRevan almost 6 years ago
I think disrespect is the least of his worries.
Stretched Garfield over 3 years ago
Rat can drink?
Drunk Larry over 2 years ago
Should have gone with a CUBE of isolation.
Earls Before Swine Premium Member about 1 year ago
Took me about seventeen re-reads to realize this is a continuation of last week’s strip… don’t judge.