Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 23, 2005
"My sock puppet, Pepito, has had insufficient sleep and has become delusional. He now believes he is Chrissie Hynde. Please give Ms. Hynde the respect she deserves." "Got brass...in pocket...got bottle...ahm gonna use it..." "Will you please shut up?...I'm trying to read the newspaper." "You've angered Ms. Hynde."