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Jun 18, 2005
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"May me help you?" "What the...? What's a crocodile doing working at my favorte fast food place?" "You no let me eat you. Now me must get lowly job. Make money. Buy food from grocery store like regular loser guy." "Hey...there's no shame in earning an honest living." "Peese shut mouf. Me no want lecture." "I'm not lecturing you...I'm praising you for finally turning a corner in your life." "If me turn corner, me somehow end up on Loser Street. And me no like it." "Well...I like it...I'm proud of you...you're a good crocodile." "OHHHkay...dat does it...dat ees last straw dat break camel back, now me hop on counter, sweoop down and reep off you beeg fat head...." Unemployment line "...And he is like, "You fired." ...And me is like, "Duuuuude...you no can be serious.""
Jun 20, 2005
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