Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2005
Look at this...wee beat put an ad in the personals section of the paper...I guess he really wants to meet a woman." "Stupid loser...what's it say?" ""Small bear with low self-esteem looking for someone who's generous with compliments and enjoys long walks on the beach."" "Who's gonna answer a dumb ad like that?" "Nice tie."