Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2005
"I hear you got Pig to take the giant oven mitt off." "Yeah, but he's real nervous... His reality is so warped now that he things other giant cooking utensils will attack him." "You've got to be kidding." "No, really... He told me and Rat about it... So I told him to just relax and go read a book or something... Hopefully, Rat's helping him, too." "Adios, amigo."