Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2004
At the Dumb Guys Convention<Br>"Uh, yeah...I'm checking out. I was here for the Dumb Guys Convention." "Okay, sir...Did you take any items from the mini-bar?" CHECK-OUT "Uh, yeah...that little bottle of shoe polish." "Sir, the shoe polish is not in the mini-bar. The mini-bar is stocked with items you can drink." "I theel thoooooooooooo thupid."