Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 19, 2004
At the Dumb Guys Convention "...Okay, people, I'd like to turn things over to you to talk about mental challenges you may have overcome this year...I see Bob would like to go first." "Uh, yeah, Ted...In June, my garage door opener started opening my neighbor's garage door, and his opener was opening my garage door...but with the confidence I gained from last year's convention, I was able to mentally figure out a solution." "You traded garage door openers?" "Garages. And whoa, do they weigh a lot."