Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2004
"At the dumb guys convention" "Okay, people, uh... Just a couple more announcements... Contrary to the rumor that I know is going around. It is not a good idea to set yourself on fire." "Is there a question in the back?" "Uh, yeah... Next year could we just get a list of these announcements, maybe in the mail, like, before the convention starts?" "Way to speak up, Phil." "Thanks, George."