Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 15, 2004
"At the dumb guys convention" "Okay, folks. A couple of quick announcements... First, there have been a number of questions about the elevator buttons and what they all mean..." "The hotel has informed me that the 'L' button stands for 'lobby.' Contrary to what we told you in the registration packet, it does not- I repeat- not, stand for 'lift-off'." "Let's go home, dude."