Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 31, 2004
"I'm trying to write to Pigita and tell her how much I love her, but I just can't emphasize enough." "Italicize it... If you know how." "Of course I know how." "Good." "Dear-o Pigita-o, I love-o you-o more-o than-a rigatoni and-a mostaciolli and-a ravioli. Love-o, Pig-o"