Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2002
"The best part about eating at a Chinese restaurant is the fortune cookie at the end." "Not for me...I'm always afraid I'll get a bad one." "That's ridiculous...Look at mine...'Fortune will smile her sweet smile upon you.' Heh heh." "How about yours?" "'Fortune will spit in your eye, you dumb pig.'" "Maybe we should eat Italian next time."