Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 09, 1994
Transcript:
Woodstock stands next to a snowman and looks confused.<BR><BR> Woodstock speaks to the snowman and asks a question.<BR><BR> Woodstock kicks the snowman. The snowman's head falls off.<BR><BR> Woodstock runs away.<BR><BR> Woodstock sits on the doghouse with The World Famous Attorney. Woodstock speaks. The World Famous Attorney thinks, "You did what? Well, it could be a misdemeanor or a felony . ."<BR><BR> Woodstock falls off the doghouse and climbs back up. The World Famous Attorney thinks, "But most likely it could by considered mayhem."<BR><BR> Woodstock falls off the doghouse and climbs back up. The World Famous Attorney thinks, "Mayhem is 'Depriving a human being of a member of his body' . . In this case, his head, right?"<BR><BR> Woodstock falls off the doghouse again. The World Famous Attorney thinks, "Now, a snowman isn't a human being so I think we . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy looks down at Woodstock. He thinks, "How can you talk to a client who keeps fainting all the time?"<BR><BR>
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