Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 02, 1986
Transcript:
The World Famous Golf Pro is on the golf-green. He makes a swing with his club and misses the ball. He thinks,"Rats!"<BR><BR> He swings and misses again as the ball bounces off a nearby tree.<BR><BR> Snoopy screams as he swings and the ball merely bounces a short distance away.<BR><BR> Grimly, he bangs his club on the ground and cracks it.<BR><BR> He looks at the broken club as Charlie Brown walks up and says,"Lost your temper, and broke your club, I see..."<BR><BR> As Snoopy makes a swing with a new club, Charlie Brown concludes,"Well, I hope you learned something..."<BR><BR> As he prepares to swing at another ball, Snoopy thinks,"I wasn't the only one..."<BR><BR> He swings.<BR><BR> He looks at his golf-bag filled with clubs and concludes,"The other clubs are sure paying more attention!"<BR><BR>