Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 28, 1985

Transcript:

Charlie Brown walks over to the ringing phone.<BR><BR> He answers it and says,"You're coming over? Great! Come right in through our back gate"<BR><BR> Snoopy walks up as he smiles and continues,"Dog? Yes, I have a dog, but dont worry about him"<BR><BR> He says,"No, he doesn't bite...he wouldn't even know how to bite someone.....he's completely harmless...he couldn't hurt anyone if he tried!"<BR><BR> He grimaces slightly and continues,"No, you don't have to worry about a thing"<BR><BR> He grimaces in shock and pain as Snoopy kicks him.<BR><BR> He watches Snoopy walk off and says,"Well, you might want to wear some shinguards..."<BR><BR>