Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 23, 1982

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Peppermint Patty says into the phone, "It's just too bad that I'm only a substitute patrol person, Chuck . . It really is!"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty continues, "I'd straighten things out in a hurry!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown replies, "Your grampa was an MP in World War II, wasn't he?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty replies, "That's right, Chuck, and no GI ever got into the PX before noon when he was on duty!"<BR><BR>