Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 15, 1970
May 14, 1970
May 16, 1970
Transcript:
Lucy looks at a slip of paper and stands next to Charlie Brown. She says, "Someday, Charlie Brown, you're going to meet the girl of your dreams."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown replies, "Really?!" Lucy says, "Of course, and you're going to ask her to marry you."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown smiles and says, "How nice . ." Lucy says, "Waddya mean 'Nice'? She's going to turn you down and marry someone else!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown frowns. Lucy walks away and says, "This is very high on my list for you of 'Things you might as well know.'"<BR><BR>
Someday, Lucy, you’re going to meet the boy of your dreams… and then, just when you think he’s going to ask you to marry him, he’ll leave you for a kinder, less sadistic woman.