Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 20, 1962

Transcript:

Linus says, "You want me to be a spy?" Charlie Brown replies, "Not a spy . . . A scout! A baseball scout!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "I'll admit it's a dangerous job, but it has to be done!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "Now, I suppose the first question that comes to your mind is 'Why does this job have to be done?'"<BR><BR> Linus says, "No, the first question that comes to my mind is, 'why me?'"<BR><BR>