Pat Oliphant for February 15, 2012
Doctor: I'm sorry, Madam, but your child exhibits distinct sings of becoming a U.S. member of Congress! Woman: Oh, God, doctor! What can be done? Doctor: I recommend retrospective contraception treatments, beginning immediately... sometimes it works. Child: I object! That is not in accordance with my closely held beliefs! Doctor: Ah, yes, of course - this is an election year. Punk: Now, there's a concept!