Pat Oliphant for February 14, 2012
God: I worked so hard to give 'em brains to think and voices to speak, and out of three hundred million of 'em, the Republicans come up with this college of ding dongs! A severe Mormon nobody wants. A fat fascit blowhard with expensive habits. A Catholic primitive who's against contraception and women's rights. And an amiable deregulator who denies he ever wrote anything racist. Punk: Back to the ol' drawing board.