Pat Oliphant for January 26, 2011
State of the Union II: Sitting together Man 1: ...but I wouldn't want my daugher to marry one. Man 2: Goddam half-wit, panty-waist, liberal idiots are as bad as I suspected! Man 3: Cold-blooded precambrian, conservative troglodytes aren't all that bad. Man 4: Smile? I am smiling! Man 5: Isn't this bi-partisan chumminess fun? Man 6: Like a colonoscopy.