Pat Oliphant for November 05, 2004
Jesus: I hear you'll be hiring right-wing evangelicals for your second term. And I thought I'd check out what's available. George W. Bush: Fine! What did you have in mind? Jesus: Well. I thought the Supreme Court would be nice...maybe chief justice? Bush: Do you think you could meet our right-wing standards? Do you believe in the merging of church and state? Do you hate gays? Are you a right-to-lifer? Are you opposed to stem cell research? Do you believe the earth is flat?.. Jesus: Oh dear. How about attorney general?