Pat Oliphant for June 09, 1987
Woman: Dear Reverend Falwell, Although I can ill-afford it, I have over the years sent most of everything I own to the PTL. When that awful Mr. Bakker was caught in all this shenanigans I thought, O, whatever will I do now? Then you came along, dear Reverend Falwell, with all your Christian concern for the impoverished people of the world, to save the day! Now it seems that poor PTL needs millions more dollars in order to recover, so I am answering your appeal for money, dear Reverend Falwell, by telling you to go stuff it. Yours sincerely, Punk: A leap of faith indeed.