Pat Oliphant for June 10, 1987
Vice President George H.W. Bush: Hey, you press guys!... I just don't seem to be getting the same media coverage as some other candidates... I mean, gosh, isn't there some way I could get rid of the wimp image? Golly... Like, maybe you could follow me round, stake me out, spy on me, search for monkey business. ...Catch me in a (heh heh) liaison! Press Men: Haw! Get him! Listen to that! Liaison! C'mon, George! HA! Would you know what it was? Oh, SURE, George! Haw haw not YOU, Georgie! Bush: Rats. Punk: Heh heh.