Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 03, 2015
rj: hammy has professed a preference for dating shrubbery. verne: This surprises you? RJ: No. it's just that now I won't have anyone to double date with. verne: you're dating? Rj: I'm in more of the early pre planning stages. verne: You haven't asked anyone out yet, have you? RJ: And risk rejection?? no sir-ee-bob! They're asking me out! verne: That explains the waiting line.