Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 05, 2012
RJ: state of suspended disbelief! hammy: wait...didn't RJ have a strategic twinkie reserve? state of suspended disbelief! verne: that was a myth. in reality, he got his daily fix from a low level dealer behind the stop-n-snarf. rj: how do I know these haven't expired? hammy: they're #($(% twinkies!! hammy: Twinkies last forever. RJ: moan! verne: not if you eat them all.