Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 06, 2012
RJ: #()%)$ cry already! Verne: Good news! Hostess will continue making twinkies!...you don't need unicorn tears for a recipe after all! RJ: Thank you, zeus! zeus? RJ: cancel the turtle sacrifice!! Verne: The what?? hammy: no actual unicorns were harmed in this production.