Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 01, 2000
Transcript:
"Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with this?" "A granola bar?" "Sigh... There're kids today who have never known a Halloween without fruit or low-fat yogurt." "They never knew the good old days when Doc Bradley, the local dentist, handed out 5 lb bags of sugar." "That man was a saint." "A very rich saint."