Overboard by Chip Dunham for December 12, 1996
Transcript:
at the water line of a ship there's this kind of slimy, smelly, gunky stuff that sort of sticks to the side and you have to scrap it off. your eyes are that color. now, do you craft a moronic analogy like that, or does it just kind of pop into your head?
This is a sure sign that you’ve been away at sea way too long.