Ollie and Quentin by Piers Baker for July 08, 2020
Transcript:
Quentin: Listen Andy, I joined an online dating agency and accidentally married a Russian maggot called Olga.... shes coming to visit so I need to trick her into thinking I'm already married.... Will you shave off that moustache, dress up like a woman and pretend to be my wife. Jessica: I'm Jessica, Andy's in the cabbages!
“So, Jessica, will you shave off that moustache, dress up like a woman, and pretend to be my wife?” ☺