Ollie and Quentin by Piers Baker for February 28, 2016
Quentin: There's someone behind us. Ollie: Is he catching up? Quentin: I think so. Ollie: It's a challenge then Quentin: A challenge? You mean a race? Ollie: Yeah! It's how gulls battle for supremacy. This is the way we establish who's the dominant bird. Quentin: Hee Hee! He's flapping like crazy and shouting his head off. Ollie: That's the loser's dance. The defeated have to perform that. Quentin: Which means...? Ollie: Yup, today's alpha male is... Ollie: Not you!