Caption: The no-win season.
Man in scarf: The phrase "holiday greeting" offends me.
Big sign reads: PLEASE LET US KNOW WHICH HOLIDAY GREETING OFFENDS YOU BEFORE ORDERING. THANK YOU!
I always said to customers “Happy Holidays” simply because December has so many.I mean, was I supposed to say, “Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Yule, Wonderful Solstice, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa and a Happy New Year”? (And that’s not all of them.)-Anybody who says there’s a ‘war on Christmas’ hasn’t been inside a shopping mall since August.