Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 04, 2014
TV: ...So go to Cheap-Mart for your back-to-school shopping! Danae: Gah! Daddy!! Joe: What's the matter, Danae? Danae: They said a bad word on network TV!! Call the F.C.C.! Sue the network!! Joe: Wait...you don't mean... Danae: Yes! They said the S-word!! Joe: "School" isn't a curse word, Danae... Danae: It is when it's preceded by "back-to".