Store sign reads: BEAR ARMS GUN SHOP
Flo: I'm no constitutional scholah, but I know that's not what the second amendment means.
Eddie: Well...I say it's open to intahpretation.
I’ve long argued that deer have the significant advantage, what with those pointy head things they have on their heads. It’s only fair that bears should be allowed to even the playing field with full-auto rifles and armor piercing explosive rounds. It’s why I also advocate selling tanks to anyone who wants to fish for salmon. And hand grenades for those disadvantaged paint ball players.