Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 31, 2012
Danae: You'll be happy to know that I've completed my new year's resolutions, Daddy... Joe: Well, I'm glad to hear... Danae: Here's yours. Joe: Uh... what? Danae: Resolutions are about self-improvement, right? Joe: Yes... Danae: So I made a list of things you can do to improve my life. You're welcome. Joe: This isn't how it works, Danae. Danae: Whoa! Scroll down to item #27 about correcting me... Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a lot more resolutions to hand out.