Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 19, 2012
Wife: Honey...? Husband: Mm-hmm... Wife: We need to talk. Husband: Um... about what? Wife: Anything. Husband: O-o-o-kay... any suggestions? Wife: Oh... like when we were dating, how we'd talk for hours... just nothing stupid and boring like sports or politics, ok? Husband: All right... as long as the ground rules for stupid and boring topics include decorating and celebrity gossip... ok? Wife: Oh... ok. Wife: Then again, true happiness is unspoken communication. Husband: Shh... let's not spoil the moment.