Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 27, 2012
Man: Looks like someone is going rogue, sir. Supervisor: Ve can't haf zat now, can ve... bring him to me... Zo... dit you really zink you could get avay wiz it? Eddie: Uhh... Get away with what? Supervisor: Don't play games wiz me, minion! You're nuzzing but a product... and a product can not be allowed to leef. You know zat ve haf vays of, shall ve say, persuading you to... reactivate your Facebook account!! Eddie: Nevah! ... and that's when everyone got a notice that I "unfriended" them, so now they'ah all mad at me... Flo: I told you not to get involved with sociopath media, Eddie. Joe: It's social media, mom. Flo: Whatevah.